Dopey Jack Smith

Jack is the secondary character of Stupid Sports. He is the least intelligent of them all, but just maybe the funniest. In Episode 1, John vs. Rockslide, all four of the awards were about him, and the other award had to do with him. Award #5 was him hitting himself in the head with a drone, #4 was him saying "ooh, baby" after discovering himself in the lead, #3 was him slipping over the pad on Rope Swing, #2 was him drinking pee, and #1, which was John getting hit in the nuts, well, it was his foot that caused the damage, and afterwards he did a thumbs up to the camera and pointed to his own nuts. There is also his catchprase, "goody, goody, goody" when he is winning.

Score
Episode 1: 14 (2nd place). Episode 2: 14 (winner).

Jobs
Episode 1: Andrew's Sprayer in Sprayed Face, two victories, Andrew's stone chooser in Stepping Stones, three victories, Andrew's Strongman in Blind Escape, two victories, a roller in Rockslide, one victory, a Spray Guy in Spray Guys, Not Spray Guys, one victory, and Andrew's attacker in KarateBox, no victories. Episode 2: the Blonde Champion in Blind Escape, two victories, Andrew's Stone Chooser in Stepping Stones, three victories, a Tackle Guy in Tackle Guys, Not Tackle Guys, three victories, and an Attacker in KarateBox, two victories.