Episode 1

John vs. Rockslide, named after the top award, John's Rockslide attempt.

Summary
Jack is flying a drone around. Andrew walks in and gets hit on the head. Jack teases him for it, but ends up hitting himelf. Andrew then tells Jack about Stupid Sports, and they go outside. In front of the brick wall, Andrew calls John and Jack, who salute when they come. Andrew says they don't have to. After explaining the rules of Climb The Wall, they play. Jack wins round 1 and 3, and Andrew wins round 2, making the score 0-2-1. Jack, excited to be winning, gives a thumps up and says "ooh, baby." They then move on to Sprayed Face. John fails each time, Jack wins in his first and third try, and Andrew wins on his second, making the score 0-4-2. Andrew reveals the score, and Jack asks how much money the winner gets, but is shocked to find that the prize is only a penny. Andrew reminds Jack that he is winning, to which Jack responds with his usual "goody, goody, goody!" Jack then gets thirsty. He finds a bottle in the car, but realizes after he drinks it that it was not water, but instead was urine. They then go onto Rope Swing. John wins on his second and third try, Jack on his second and Andrew on his second and third, making the score 2-5-4. Jack almost finished on his third, but slid off the mat and failed. They then played Stepping Stones, but as no one made it, the score stayed the same. Jack and Andrew then do stupid things. Jessie teases them, but Andrew just sees this as a way to get her attention, so does it more, earning himself a slap from Jack. They then play Blind Escape. Jessie tries it out for fun and makes it. Each contestant finishes on their second try, making the score 3-6-5. They then play Rockslide. Jessie, trying it out first, makes it again. John then tries to, instead of jumping over Jack's body, jumps over his legs, which are in the air. That results in Jack's foot hitting John in the nuts, so John makes no more attempts. Jack gives a thumbs up to this and points to his own nuts, and Jessie tells him to put an ice pack on it. As he can not be a guard either, he is replaced by Mark. Jack then makes it on his first and third tries. He never falls down, but he cheats on his second attempt by grabbing the windshield to keep his balance, resulting in disqualification. Andrew gets knocked over by Jack on his first try, but as Jack again cheated, this time by jumping up and making it impossible for Andrew to jump over him, Andrew tries again, this time making it. For some reason, he makes no more attempts. With the score as 3-8-6, they go onto Spray Guys, Not Spray Guys. John makes it every time, Jack on his second, and Andrew on his first and third, making the score 6-9-9. Next is KarateBox. John makes it on his second try, Jack on everything but his second try, and Andrew every time. The score is now 7-11-12. John is eliminated, and Jack and Andrew go on to Tackle The Hose Man. Jack and Andrew both make it. The final score is 14-15, with Andrew as the winner. When he asks Jessie to congratulate him, however, Jack slaps him.