Rubbish John Smith

Rubbish John Smith is a character from Stupid Sports, and he is not a very good contestant or guard. However, he supplies some good moments, like him running through Rockslide without any rollers and exclaiming that he made it, resulting in Jessie spanking him, and then proceding to try jumping over Jack's legs, resulting in him hitting his nuts on Jack's foot. The episode was named John vs. Rockslide because of this. He tends to take things very literally. Way too literally.

Scores
Episode 1: 7, last place. Episode 2: 5 (last place).

Jobs
Episode 1: Jack's Sprayer in Sprayed Face, one victory. Spray Guy in Spray Guys, Not Spray Guys, three victories. Hose Man in Tackle The Hose Man, no victories. Episode 2: a Tackle Guy in Tackle Guys, Not Tackle Guys, two victories, an Attacker in KarateBox, no victories.